STAYER, DIAGNOSED WITH OBSESSIVE JONAS DISORDER, AND ONE DIRECTION INFECTION.


"I don't have a type. My dream girl can come from anywhere." - Nick Jonas.

Okay, so maybe there's a little bit about myself that you'd like to know. I'm Vanessa. You can call me nessa, nessie, whatever pleases you. I'm seventeen & I'm from New York. No, I don't live in the city, I'm from Long Island. My personality? Yeah, I'm serious. And yeah, I love to joke around. Have a sense of humor, will ya? Just don't hit the wrong spot with it. I don't like people who mess around with me or my friends. Sometimes I believe if you take life too seriously you'll never get out alive. Do with that whatever you will. I have some obsessions like...

The Jonas Brothers. Nick Jonas. One Direction. McFLY. Jesse Eisenberg. Andrew Garfield. Francisco Lachowski. Taylor Lautner. Jared Padalecki. Jensen Ackles. Saturday Night Live.

I'm a sucker for jokes. c:
Seriously though. Don't be afraid to talk to me.




groganite27:

imnotheretomakefriends:

santoslittlehelper:

nickdouglas:

christiannightmares:

‘Sunday’: The inevitable Christian take on Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ (Found at http://www.jesusneedsnewpr.net; For a related video, click below http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/4046386913/praising-god-at-cho-yeh-christian-camp)

No dad should ever let his daughter do this, hand it to a popular topical blog, and leave comments enabled on YouTube.

They really took their time releasing this, didn’t they? And they couldn’t film this in an actual church? Did they have to use a green screen?

The only thing I really care to point out is that she wakes up an hour later than Rebecca Black.

Edit: NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE.

 and she was where?…

At least she can sing.

(via wherethewindssigh)


posted 1 year ago with 453 notes (originally from christiannightmares)

  1. outsidemyjournal reblogged this from dottumblrdottumblr
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  3. vividcandybittertea reblogged this from pfefferihipstersparkles
  4. late-nights-and-friends reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    People should just stop with...parodies of Friday. Especially churches.
  5. jonas-styles reblogged this from wherethewindssigh and added:
    At least she can sing.
  6. ispeakowl reblogged this from melaniesoup and added:
    I just…I can’t even….
  7. supersaiyanswagga reblogged this from christiannightmares and added:
    LEGITIMATELY LOST MY SHIT WHEN THE RAPPERS CAME IN (about 2:30 for those of you not wanting to suffer through the rest)....
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  9. laurakovic reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    :”“”“”“(
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  11. ariiiiiiii reblogged this from rectumofglory and added:
    At least there is a licensed driver chauffeuring them around this time!
  12. rrmonroe reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    I’m done. The Friday meme is officially dead
  13. agentsex reblogged this from christiannightmares and added:
    sudden appreciation for Rebecca Black.
  14. warblertrevor reblogged this from keep-smiling-on-tumblrites and added:
    beautiful. Truly.
  15. sunny16 reblogged this from christiannightmares
  16. electric-withghosts reblogged this from jordyngryphon and added:
    Omg the dolphin hand I can’t even
  17. mejjers reblogged this from supercontra and added:
    WHAT A ROCKIN’ CONCERT TIME TO LIGHTLY JUMP BACK AND FORTH
  18. idonetellyou reblogged this from thedailywhat
  19. keep-smiling-on-tumblrites reblogged this from tessa-max and added:
    and then all the christian churches made this song legit in service
  20. rdy2tkflght reblogged this from chasingdevon and added:
    Hahaha! Awesome remake of Friday! You have to admit its way better than the original!!!
  21. jack-griffin reblogged this from supercontra and added:
    we sat there staring in disbelief and when the douchebaggy rapping white guy came up we just entirely lost our shit
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