white-pizza:

lol xD

feliciamercury:

Brüno is such a funny movie.

(Source: steferine)

steadymobbing:

wow look at that gay porn go just wow.

i am still screaming over that narry gif, omfg

literally me when i first saw it:

(Source: annerzz)

theblondeirishboy:

Harry the photographer.

directionersxox:

Louis’ like “I don’t want those…they’re not Harry’s”

zi4mpaylik:

Have you ever changed kissed between you?

Zayn: I shouldn’t be teeling you this, but one day, Liam and I were goofing around and we ended up kissing. But it was only a joke. I swear!

If you had to snog another member of the band, who would it be?

Zayn: This is such a hard rank…er, Liam.

One of my favourite headlines on you is ‘Does Zayn Malik have a secret girlfriend with nice boobs?’

Zayn: Yeah that was just a random tweet, somebody was staring at Liam’s chest and I thought I’d jump on the comedy wagon and I tweeted ‘the awkward moment when someone’s staring at your girlfriend’s boobs’. I was talking about Liam’s boobs!

omg the notes

(via niall-horan-loves-amanita)

the-evil-we-both-know:

capitoltech:

shamble:

thewendyyybird:

cherutenu:

the-last-secret-garden:

“Why do I always have to do these?”

“I opened my mouth to protest but found nothing to say.”

lololol, omg.  I never have hard copies of books with me anymore, so this must mean something.

“‘Cats are adverse to water, are they not?’”

“‘Notable achievements.’”

“Was it something you were trying to protect?” 

“Let’s do it”

not even kidding right now

I couldnt of planned this better if i tried XD

“Consider this an official warning. It’s time you leave things to the pros.”  LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(via l-u-x-u-r-y-b-a-l-l)

How to Flirt 

• smile
• wink
• use cheesy pick up lines
• gently stroke cheek
• slowly lift rag drenched in chloroform and cover mouth/nose
• drag to car

(Source: partycrocanthem, via dontletmediey0ung)